Julian (killthebirdy) wrote in yo_mamma_jokes,

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Yo Mama

Yeah, I know some of these are repeats, but o well.

- Yo mama's so fat she played pool with the planets!

- Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow shirt, people started screaming "Taxi!".

- Yo mama's so stupid she failed a blood test.

- Yo mama's so stupid that she stared at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

- Yo mama's so stupid that she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.

- Yo mama's so poor that somebody stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "Uh oh, who turned off the heat?"

- Yo mama's so fat that somebody came up to her and asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
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