Aeon (agentaeonfiux) wrote in yo_mamma_jokes,
Aeon
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-Yo mama so hairy you were born with rugburn

-Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

-Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
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the 2nd one makes no sense.
Aw come on, grease and bacon go hand-in-hand!
Eh, I didn't make these up, I just "borrowed" em' LOL
You know it's a good yo' mama joke when you cringe in disgust.
Exactly!!

My alltime favorite:

Your mama's so fat, she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey.


*dies* hahaha...luv it.