Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "nowlet's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"