Tara (leewee) wrote in yo_mamma_jokes,

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A few jokes...

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "nowlet's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
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