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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
7:52 pm
[agentaeonfiux]
Where's everybody at?
Let's get this party started people!


Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles :D


Who's next?

Current Mood: bored

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
9:27 pm
[pdotjdot]
yo momma
yo  momma so fat, she was standing on the corner... cops came by and told her to "break it up"

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Monday, May 14th, 2007
3:49 pm
[viperguy]
yo mamma so fat when they used her underwear for bungee jumping they hit the ground.

yo mamma so fat her blood is ragu

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Thursday, June 1st, 2006
1:31 pm
[agentaeonfiux]
Yo mama's teef have so many gaps, it looks like her tongue's in jail!

(2 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Thursday, January 19th, 2006
2:31 pm
[viperguy]
NEW MODERATOR
I have turned this community over to reegz, I hope they have fun with this community. Say hello to the new moderator everybody.

(6 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
2:59 pm
[viperguy]
NEW MODERATOR
Any body who would like to take over this community please leave a comment to this post. First come first serve. Once its yours you will have all the rights and do what you ever you want with it :)

(3 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Friday, December 9th, 2005
11:38 pm
[thefuriousbacon]
Yo momma's so fat, they cover her in lights and drop her off a tower at New Years.

I know, I know.
I'm sorry. :( :P

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

12:38 pm
[viperguy]
Heres the deal
Okay heres the deal.
If I can reach 200 journal entries between now and the 31st the community will stay alive.
Thats only 67 post left to go, including this one.
Now we can do this, and I have faith.
Well since the holidays are coming up.
How about we make some funny yo mama jokes for the holidays.
They can be crappy if you like.
yo mama so ugly santa put her on the naughty list

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
1:22 pm
[viperguy]
NOTICE!!!
This is a notice to all 96 memeberes in yo_mamma_jokes If I do not see any improvements with this community by the end of the year. This community will be deleted! I know its here. But the activity for the last 3 months have been really slow. We get post every now and then. And we started this community with 115 members, and now were down to 96. And were slowly loosing people. So if you want the community to stay. Please keep it up.

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
2:53 pm
[satans_bouquet]
Yo mamma's so nasty, they filmed the nature documentary "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mamma's so ugly, they make animal crackers by pressing her face into dough.

Current Mood: feces

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Sunday, June 19th, 2005
4:57 pm
[killthebirdy]
Another Yo Mama joke
- Yo mama's so fat that her butt cheeks have different zip codes!

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Friday, June 10th, 2005
8:09 pm
[killthebirdy]
Yo Mama
Yeah, I know some of these are repeats, but o well.

- Yo mama's so fat she played pool with the planets!

- Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow shirt, people started screaming "Taxi!".

- Yo mama's so stupid she failed a blood test.

- Yo mama's so stupid that she stared at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

- Yo mama's so stupid that she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.

- Yo mama's so poor that somebody stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "Uh oh, who turned off the heat?"

- Yo mama's so fat that somebody came up to her and asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

Current Mood: amused

(3 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, June 4th, 2005
9:55 pm
[viperguy]
I had to do this, Sorry the last posts with picture has been deleted. I have updated the rules...
Sorry to offend any body. This is the first time this has come to this... You can post a picture if its not offensive ot any of the other users, if it is, please remove the picture immediately if its not moved with in 24 hours you will be removed..

This community is to post yo mama jokes, not to insult anybody. I got a comment telling me that somebody used the picture in some weird way and did something physco or some what. I wasnt around, sorry. Can somebody please let me know what happened with the picture post?
Thank you.
email me at beau_30@hotmail.com and label it as Picture Post In Yo_Mamma_Jokes thanks.
_margaretha

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

5:07 pm
[tom_araya]
yo mamma's so stupid she's never heard of sound_rationale

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, March 5th, 2005
2:53 pm
[bellamafia_____]
yo mamma's so fat her blood type is ragu

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
1:30 am
[viperguy]
Lucky
Should this community stay open or be closed?

Its all your choice, If I don't get any replys within the next 2 weeks, This community will no longer be here.

(6 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Friday, February 18th, 2005
10:47 am
[agentaeonfiux]
I'm bored
-Yo mama so hairy you were born with rugburn

-Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

-Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Current Mood: bored

(4 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Monday, December 13th, 2004
1:21 am
[manda_babylon]
      
your mom is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Monday, December 6th, 2004
10:19 am
[visibleink]
Yo momma's so ugly people call the zoo thinking she escaped.

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

10:13 am
[visibleink]
Yo momma's so fat she gets new shocks every oil change.

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
5:09 pm
[camel_spider]
a community for yo momma jokes. that is cool.

i have a website that may be of interest, it is: http://victoly.sabotaged.co.uk/yomomma/

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
11:24 am
[agentaeonfiux]
-Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone between her butt cheeks and thought she was makin' a booty call.

-Yo' mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button!

-Yo' mama so fat, when did the splits, she gave the floor a hickey

Current Mood: bored

(9 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
3:33 pm
[lumpylizard]
whose mamma?
yo mamma so dumb she bowed down to burger king.

Current Mood: cheerful

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Sunday, May 30th, 2004
10:48 pm
[numb_my_senses]
Hi, i'm new.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, May 8th, 2004
7:54 pm
[landescaping]
your mother gave birth to you.

(2 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, April 17th, 2004
12:11 pm
[ripkeenan]
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Your mom is so dumb, she couldn't even solve a second-order nonhomogeneous differential equation.

(4 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Thursday, March 4th, 2004
1:34 am
[justinmarchi]
yo mommahs so fat thst when burger king called she ordered six cheeseburgers

(13 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, February 28th, 2004
4:48 pm
[viperguy]
This is pretty sick
You know your mamma so ugly when her ass looks like two pigs fighting over milk duds.

Current Mood: awake

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, February 21st, 2004
1:06 pm
[butt_buddy]
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought that Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

Current Mood: amused

(6 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Thursday, February 12th, 2004
12:27 pm
[viperguy]
Sugar
Yo mamma so stupid she thought sugar daddy was a type of candy.

Current Mood: accomplished

(4 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Sunday, January 11th, 2004
9:19 pm
[mushroom_cult]
JOIN MY COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

spanner_kids

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, January 3rd, 2004
8:23 pm
[leewee]
yo mommas so dumb her favorite color is clear

Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.

Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!

Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
8:50 pm
[leander2020]
yo momma's house so small the front door and back door on the same hinge.

*snap!

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

2:45 pm
[cupperjethro]
your momma's so slutty she's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

(2 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, December 13th, 2003
7:44 pm
[viperguy]
yo mamma jokes
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

(6) She makes onions cry.

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Friday, December 5th, 2003
11:34 pm
[leewee]
A few jokes...
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "nowlet's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Current Mood: contemplative

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
12:33 pm
[agentaeonfiux]
Yo momma is so dumb she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company

Current Mood: bored

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, November 29th, 2003
1:54 pm
[leewee]
Your Mom's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM

Current Mood: sleepy

(4 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Monday, November 10th, 2003
10:44 pm
[franknsteve]
Yo mamma's teeth are so bucked she can eat an apple through a picket fence.

Current Mood: sore

(13 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003
11:08 am
[viperguy]
great
yo mamma so fat, she wears a red shirt and kids jump on her yelling kool-aid

you mamm so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

yo mamma so ugly, she won the big foot contest.

Current Mood: awake

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Thursday, October 9th, 2003
3:52 pm
[eyekisses]
these are probably repeats...
yo mama's so poor, her tv has two channels "on" and "off"...

yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD...

Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."...

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Friday, September 12th, 2003
4:36 pm
[mittenstein]
Yo mamma so inbred, she's her mamma.

(3 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Sunday, September 7th, 2003
4:53 pm
[farzie]
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Sunday, August 31st, 2003
11:01 am
[ellemphatic]
yo mamas so poor when we walked into the house and someone stepped on a cigarette butt she said "uh uh, who turned off the heat?"

(2 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

Sunday, August 24th, 2003
2:18 am
[kabooom]
Yo mama is so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Saturday, August 23rd, 2003
3:51 am
[kabooom]
yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, greenpeace shows up.

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Friday, August 22nd, 2003
12:13 pm
[adameros]
Yo Mamma smells so bad her Right Guard went left!

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

4:55 am
[iamthenate]
yo mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "no professionals"

yo mama so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces

(Dis My Mamma Yo)

Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
7:16 pm
[catpiss]
yo mamma's so fat,she was baptized at sea world

yo mamma's so fat,she put on a pair of guess jeans and the answer popped out

yo mamma's so ugly,your grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering

Current Mood: happy

(1 Got their Mamma Dissed | Dis My Mamma Yo)

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